NEW!!! 100% of the profits benefit American small business. That will show those fat cats on Wall Street that they can't get away with exploiting us! Hand printed white type on fitted black heather tees. Only Ten Bucks!
Hand Printed Springsteen “You’re Not the Boss of Me” tees. Black print on red shirt. Only $20. FREE SHIPPING to the U.S.
For less than the price of a 12 pack of Bud Light, you can clothe yourself and bring unending joy to passers-by. Now there is officially no excuse for not being awesome.
When you're feeling sad and need some words of encouragement, look down. Not that far down, just to your remarkably uplifting shirt. (Sorry dudes - Womens styles and sizes only)
The yuckiest words of all time, presented in the king of fonts.
I’m sure your stomach hurts from laughing and you’re having a hard time deciding what shirt to get. So, relax for a minute and play the hot new 8 bit Uncle Jack video game:
Instructions:
Nobody understands why men have nipples, so for the love of god cover them up so Uncle Jack can get a chili dog from the convenient store. Click the shirt you want and 8 bit Uncle Jack will gladly model it for you. Find his favorite one and he will do a little happy dance!
The continuing story of a cat who's gone to the dogs...
I asked my niece to guess what I was getting her for her 8th birthday. She promptly replied "Probably a shirt that says 'Uncle Jack Rules'..." Well I thought that sounded like a pretty good idea, so I made one for her. And it was lots of fun, so I just kept going with it. I hope you enjoy them. Keep checking back for new designs.
Love,
Uncle Jack
Sizes tend to run small, so I recommend ordering one size larger than you would typically wear. Shirts are 4.2 oz., pre-shrunk 100% combed ringspun cotton, tailored for a custom contoured fit. Mens crew neck style features a coverstitched collar and hemmed sleeves. Womens style has a longer length body and shoulder taping. Tank is a very feminine fit with a sun-worshipping racerback. 4.0 oz., polyester/cotton/rayon blend, overlock hem on neck, armholes and bottom. Sorry but ALL SALES FINAL. Prices do not include shipping.
Sizes and quantities are limited during this initial run, so order as soon as you can. If a size is out of stock, you will receive a backorder notification and an estimated shipping timeframe. If you can't wait and have already paid, email me at thatsbullcrap@unclejackrules.com with two replacement options in ranked order and I will get one of those to you straight away.
Make sure you look for the Uncle Jack head logo on the sleeve. Then you will know the shirt is authentically awesome.
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If you're just a tiny bit confused and need some clarification. Or if you're wondering what Uncle Jack's favorite breakfast cereal is. Or if you just want to say "Hi". You can do so here:
iloveyou@unclejackrules.com
Please contact Frank Yamamoto at Hand Me Down, Inc. for wholesale sales information:
handmedownnyc@yahoo.com
When you order a shirt, wear it out, take a photo, and send it to me! I'll be putting together a photo gallery soon so that you can show off how awesome you are.
pitchers@unclejackrules.com
Uncle Jack generally does his best to achieve awesomeness. If you feel he has fallen short in this goal, you can send hate mail to:
me@glennbeck.com
